The Garbage Disposal

Will someone please tell me what is happening with my wife’s obsession to throw anything down the sink’s garbage disposal?

 To date I have pulled out of said disposal:

Top to baby’s bottle, the pull tab from can, bottle cap, pacifier, baby’s spoon, regular spoon, the end of 3 carrots, the end of celery stalk, a handfull of mush that looked like steak and rice.

Can someone please make a label that says:  “if you wouldn’t chew it up in your mouth, please throw it in the trash.” I mean for god sakes, if I had a dollar for every time my wife has said it was broken, I would be rich. 

Or at least have that pinball game I want by now. 

Seriously, please do yourself a favor and save money on plumber bills by only putting soft things down the “In Sinkerator” fondly referred to as the pig or garbage disposal.

Thank you,

Dawg